Imported from my VZ-profile
12:08:09:
conversation topic "breast implants" and suddenly the saying
"Sex is pure self-gratification at the woman"
13:08:09:
boss is annoyed by a conference and grumbles: "The smoke but all crack!"
08:08:09:
"What do you call is actually the scene between Goth and Emo?"
"victim!"
14:09:09:
"Oh shit, I forgot smooth but the least important!"
15.09.09:
"Oh damn, I have birthday soon and I do not know how, when, where, ... What do you mean?"
"No idea! ALCOHOL! "
01.01.10:
The award for the best SMS with regards to the new year is coming to le Sacque:
" Digga son of a bitch! For fucking 2010 all the best for you and your family ... Blah blah blah nonsense. I wish you tremendous amount of sex, orgasms unforgettable, three times income, 1000 crazy parties and a 6 on the lottery! ! Happy New Year you Fucker "
30.03.10:
" This textbook for IT systems is like the Bible, one may believe it, but it provides no easy answers "
08/06/2010:
" I, I thought. had butterflies in my stomach again, but it was just devastating flatulence "
07/15/2010.:
"Ääähhhh! Igiiiiiitt! What is there because of it?"
scrambled eggs! " -.-*
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"Man will endure a lot of pain to gain a little pleasure." L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics
